Yeah, I’m A Sexist. Sarah Palin Shut Up and Iron My Shirt.

Before I start hating on Sarah Palin I have to start with the whole repug convention. God I hate repugs. These people are the biggest hypocrites in the world with their God and country bullshit. This party is made of fornicators and murders yet they get a pass because they have James Dobson on their side. When Britney Spears’ kid sister became pregnant these Focus on the Family fucks were up in arms. Now they’re okay with premarital sex since their VP’s daughter got pregnant. They’re always changing the signposts to hell.

Joe Lieberman is a fucking Judas. Obama campaigned for this prick and how does he repay him he disses him. I can’t believe the Democrats let this bastard caucus with them. The only reason he’s for McCain is their mutual admiration of the biggest boondoggle in U.S. history…the Iraq War. Newsflash dems get your collective heads out your ass and dump this guy from the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. Then there’s Rudy Giullani with his verb noun 911 spiel. I’m waiting for the day that he doesn’t mention 911. Talk about beating a dead horse. As for the delegates I’ve never seen so many old white people in my life. It was funny watching the same black and Asian delegates over and over again. It truly is the old white party.

I can’t believe I watched this inbred give her stupid speech. Man, what a sad excuse for a woman. I must admit I tuned her out half way through her speech and started mocking the delegates. This chick is a complete joke. I feel like I’m watching the female version of the film “Dave”. I will never ever vote for McCain/Palin. I will especially not vote this chick. This lady believes creationism should be taught in school. Yeah, I want my kids to be taught how Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs in a place called Eden. She’s a strong supporter of abstinence education. Look how great that turned out for her daughter. And last but not least she’s a horrible mother. Watching her youngest daughter chasing her after the speech was completely heartbreaking. Here’s this little girl trying to get her mother’s attention and her mother completely ignores. What a fucking bitch? Another thing that bothered me about this “hockey mom” was her actions during her pregnancy with her youngest son. This woman’s water broke in Texas and didn’t seek medical attention right then and there. Instead she finished the conference she was in, then got on a plane and flew back to Alaska. She risked the baby’s well being because she didn’t want her baby to be born in Texas. Now that’s some fucked up shit. Her campaign slogan should read “Politics Before Kids”.

Alright I’ve dissed Obama calling him an American Idol candidate but I’ve come to my senses and will try my hardest to have him elected. I have my qualms fisa being one but he’s a million times better than the worthless repugs. It’s time for Obama/Biden to take the gloves off. Fuck the bi partisan bullshit go for the jugular and make McCain/Palin wish they never messed with the dems.

Obama/Biden 08

L

It’s Been A Long Time

Alright it's been close to two months since my last blog entry. I've had a couple of interruptions the last couple of months that'll go into later in my blogging schedule. Anyway, let's talk about the latest happenings. How about the new Iphone? People form long lines just to say they're the proud owner of a new iPod 3G. Society wasn't preoccupied enough now they can ignore their family, kids, neighbors, and friends even more. Just last month I was in a restaurant and saw something disturbing. There was a family of five having dinner and each kid had their own entertainment gadget. One kid had an iPod another kid had a Nintendo and the young kid had another Nintendo. The parents weren't talking to each other. They just ate their meal like nothing was wrong. It was sad seeing parents and kids ignoring each other like that.

Last night I was watching the Lohan show. I wanted to check out the recording session between these fucking jokes. There's nothing I hate more in life than a talentless cocky asshole and a manufactured pop princess. The funniest part of the whole show occurred when the girl said she was an artist. No honey you're not an artist. An artist actually creates something. You're just a puppet. Then there was the guy pimping himself like a cheap prostitute. Boasting about his hits on MySpace. The same MySpace that gave us such great artists like......wait I can't think of one. MySpace is a great little place but hits don't mean shit. One last thing your music sucks it sounds like every fucking r&b crap song out there. And the record companies wonder why they can't make any money. Quit promoting this crap and sign real artists.

Did you hear we're a nation of whiners? Yes, ladies and gentlemen all this recession talk is all in our heads. You're not really paying $4.15 a gallon at your local gas station. Unemployment lines are getting shorter. You can stretch your money a little more. Come on, you can take that extra job to make ends meat. There isn't a divide between the haves and the have nots. All those foreclosed homes in your neighborhood are just part of a market correction. Financial institutions aren't collapsing they're just taking a break from all this recession talk that's in our heads. If we stop whining we can make millions from lobbying. Isn't that right Senator Phi Gramm?

That felt good. I'll get off my soapbox now.

Later

L

Rant O’Rama

We spend our disposable income on these spoiled athletes. It's unbelievable how much money these creeps make. You have the Pacman Jones of the world. Committing crimes. Fathering children out of wedlock. Living the high life. And when they get busted they cry give me another chance. What fucking bullshit is that? If they were in any other occupation they would be out of work and living under a bridge. Instead they're given opportunity after opportunity. I can't believe people live vicariously through these professional jocks. It's beyond disgusting.

Next is the all-powerful youth vote. Election year after election year we hear about the all-important youth vote. I'm still waiting for them to make any real contribution to politics. There was Mtv's Rock the Vote. There was P. Diddy's Vote or Die. These campaigns had one thing in common. They failed miserably. The youth didn't show up. But this year is going to be different. This is our time is what they say. Yeah, I'm going to put the future of the U.S. in the hands of a bunch of self-important whiny kids. I'm sorry but I don't respect a generation that worships at the feet of Britney Spears. In November stay home and watch the fucking Hills.

On to the crap that is college. If you're going to start college don't do it. It's a sham and a complete waste of time. I did the whole college thing and I don't remember anything. What they taught was complete bullshit. If you want to learn I suggest you get a library card and an Internet connection. Then search the different university websites and their course syllabi. You can major in any field you want without spending the thirty grand a year. There are two good things about college. The chicks and you get a piece of paper that gets your foot in the door of corporate whorehouses.

Lately the dykes on teevee have been annoying me. You have the workout chick and Tila Chiquita. The workout chick is the funniest. She thinks she's the hot shit. Newsflash homegirl you're not that hot. I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole. Something caught my eye while watching last episode. There was one woman that looked like the stereotypical dyke. She was overweight, had a mullet, and didn't wear a bra. She was scary. Man, those were some ugly women on the cruise. As for the Tila show it's a complete joke. Why even bother making the damn show. You know she's going to end up with the guy. Tila is another case of I'm so hot that both men and women want me. I just don't see her hotness. She's just another run of the mill pinup. Oh well enough ranting for one day.

Later


L

But I’m Really 27

Where do I begin? It sucks that people don’t believe I’m twenty-seven. I have a hard time buying a lotto ticket. Most cashiers ask for an ID when purchasing the ticket. When I went to Vegas security was constantly on my case. Every five minutes a new person would ask for my driver’s license. Don’t get me started on buying a drink at the club or at the store. If I don’t have my ID I’m screwed. It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even bother drinking cause it’s such a pain in the ass. Bartenders have a hard time believing my age. Last year in Coachella I went to the drinking tent to get a wristband and the guy spent a good ten minutes inspecting my ID. He thought it was fake. It’s beyond frustrating.

Last weekend I headed to Central Florida to help my sister with her farm. After some manual labor I went to the gas station to get some water. I got the stuff that I needed and went to pay. Then the weirdest thing happened. A high schooler hit on me. He thought I attened the local high school. He was like are you ready to go back to school on Monday. I tried to explain that I finished high school and I was much older and not interested. But he didn’t buy it. He was like gimme a break you can’t even play the lotto and kept hitting on me. I wanted to die. I gathered my stuff and left as quickly as possible. I told the story to my girlfriend and she couldn’t stop laughing. Now every time we pass a high school she says maybe you’ll find your prince charming in there.

Later

L

From An Obama Believer To An Obama Skeptic

This presidential race started off as exciting, but with the passage of time I’ve become jaded and cynical. I’ve followed the race since the Youtube/CNN debate. I had no horse in the race. I was willing to vote for whichever candidate won the primaries. I was tired of the Bush Clinton Bush succession. I wasn’t looking forward to voting for another Clinton not because I didn’t like her. I was just tired of the same politicians ruling the U.S. I was sure that Hillary Clinton would get the nomination because she was a veteran and had name recognition. Boy was I wrong. Out of nowhere came Barack Obama. The last presidential race I held my nose and voted for Kerry. This time around I actually liked the candidate and his policies. I did have some apprehension towards him. I feared the Republican attack machine would tear him apart and paint him as another McGovern. But after watching the Iowa speech my worries were laid to rest. He was smart, articulate and young. He had potential. He could be our JFK. Change was coming and it was going to be an exciting ride.

Then something happened the media started falling over themselves for Obama. And just started nailing Billary. Telling her to quit cause she’d lose in New Hampshire. The race had just begun and the media was telling the viewers/readers the Clinton campaign was dead in the water. This gave me pause. When the media falls for someone they don’t vet that person. It was very reminiscent of Fox News and their love affair with Bush Jr. In the Fox World Bush Jr. could do no wrong? I didn’t want a rehash. After the blatant bias I started getting weary. But I still maintained my support for Obama. It wasn’t his fault the news outlet weren’t vetting him.

What sealed the deal for me was South Carolina. After the infamous Jesse Jackson comment the shit hit the fan. The Clintons were now labeled racists. I don’t know the couple personally but I’m sure they are not racists. The most troubling thing from this scandal is that it came from an internal memo from the Obama campaign. Highlighting the Jesse Jackson, Bill’s fairy tale and the Lyndon Johnson comment as racist. I knew race would be used its part of the game. It’s a sad commentary in our society. From the white hands ad in North Carolina to the most recent Call Me Harold ad in Tennessee. But I would have never expected it would come from a Democrat. I thought Barack transcended race and politics. I came to the sad realization he was just another politician trying to feed his ego just like Hillary and McCain.

The thing that’s been bothering me is the forums I once frequented. Before the presidential primaries I agreed with my fellow Democrats. Now there is a divide between the groups. The Clinton supporters hate the Obama supporters and vice versa. I’m tired of the hearing Obama supporters are so much smarter than the Clinton supporters. I’m sick of reading the Clintons are liars and power hungry. News flash they’re both politicians that’s what they do. McCain does it Obama does it. They all lie and cheat that’s how they got to the top. You know you’re in trouble when Democrats use Monica Lewinsky and Vince Foster as reasons not to trust the Clintons. Two years ago Bill Clinton was viewed as one of the best Democratic presidents. Now he’s a womanizing racist. Talk about throwing someone under the bus for the new kid on the block. The funny thing about these primaries is that both Obama and Clinton have the same policies. Yet their supporters are ready to destroy the party for two individuals that will do very little to improve their lives. Oh well my prediction of Democrats taking the presidency was wrong. I guess I’ll have lots of writing material with President 100 years in Iraq.

Idealism Kills

L

I Just Wanna Dance

Who would’ve thought dancing would become so popular that dancers would get their own teevee shows and movies. You have Dancing With the Stars, Step It Up and Dance, the MTV dance show, and the movie about getting served…whatever the fuck that means. The only show I sometimes watch is Dancing With the Stars, not because I want to, but because it’s the show my girlfriend loves to watch. So I’m put through three hours of torture for the sake of love. I know I’m the best girlfriend in the world. Anyway, I’ve come to appreciate the waltz and the tango because of Dancing With the Stars. I so want to learn the waltz but I have a little problem…I have two left feet.

On to Step It Up and Dance. I’ve only seen one episode and it was by chance. One of the chicks caught my eye. The blonde chick named Jessica. What can say I love me some white chicks. Unfortunately, she was eliminated on that same episode. Poor girl couldn’t dance like a hip-hop star. Now that she’s gone I have no reason to tune in. As for the dancing one crew had the gayest routine I’ve ever seen. It was made up three guys and one of the guys pulls an imaginary chain on the two other guys. It has to been seen to really grasp how gay it was.

Next is the MTV dance show hosted by Slater. What was the rating for this show? You have all these crews vying for some sort of prize, which I have no clue what it was. Watching snippets of the show I kept asking myself what would become of these crews. It’s not like they’ll get a contract with a studio because they’re good dancers. They’re not going to be backup dancers for Usher since he already has his people. I don’t know what the great payoff is for these crews. I guess if it makes them happy then all the power to them. Even if this type of niche entertainment will cease to exist in a couple of years.

One last thing regarding these shows it has to do with the battle scene or contest. All these shows like Step It Up and Dance and the movie about getting served have a battle scene or contest. It’s plain ole silly when they battle. It’s like watching West Side Story. The dancers make these tough faces like they’re going to tear your head off. But instead of scraping they just gyrate their pelvis. It’s too fucking funny. Why don’t they fight like the good ole days?

Later

L

I’d Like To Dedicate This Song To

I’d like to dedicate The Smiths’ “Panic” to all the mindless Clear Channel DJs. Hang the blessed D.J. Because the music that they constantly play. It says nothing to me about my life.


I’d like to dedicate Mano Negra’s “Mala Vida” to my ex. Tu esta dando mala vida.Cada dia se traga mi Corazon.


I’d like to dedicate Beck’s “Loser” to all the professional sports teams in South Florida. Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?


I’d like to dedicate Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” to all the Obama sheep. Your own personal Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers.


I’d like to dedicate the Dead Kennedys’ “Kill Kill the Poor” to all the Republican scum. At last we have more room to play. All systems go to kill the poor tonight. Sorry all the videos for this song are low quality and not worth embedding.


Later


L