Why the Right is Wrong

This little entry is not a working thesis on the failures of the conservative movement. It's just an entry that will hate on the hypocrites that preside within the Republican Party. Where do I begin with so many misguided conniving deceitful individuals? I'll begin with the College Republicans. These youngsters are the future of the Party and they're making them proud. They believe in fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here, but the vast majority of these brave kids will never step foot on the battlefield. They're just a bunch of chickenhawks. And they're a bunch of closeted homos that act tough but I'll get to that later. Maybe I'm being too hard on these kids since most of them have lived sheltered lives. It's kind of easy being a College Republican when Mommy and Daddy pay your way through college or when you have a comfy position waiting for you after graduation at your Daddy's law firm. These bastards make me sick.

The other type of Republican that I cannot stand is the Hialeah Republican. Before I start hating on these people I need to provide some background on these individuals. Hialeah is a poor working class city. It's where the chicos stay at and it's the most Republican district in Florida. I grew up in this city and have always been frustrated by the fact that it's it always votes Republican. The vast majority of the people who vote are the old Cuban guard. These people are the most hardcore righties out there. They still blame the Democrats for the Bay of Pigs and Elian that is why they align themselves with the Repugs. The thing that bothers me the most about these people is that the majority use social programs such as Medicare, live in subsidized housing and a large majority speak Spanish not a word of English. They still vote against their best interest because they are far more interested in the past than on the present. They don't realize that their Party doesn't believe in social programs and that they would like to make English the official language of the U.S. That would mean that all these Hialeah Republicans would either be in a hospital bed, dead, or living under a bridge. And if they weren't affected by any of the above they wouldn't be able to communicate because they only speak Spanish.

The Republican Party has vilified the gay community and advocated family values but the shit has hit the fan my friends. Which one of the newly discovered perverse acts should I begin with I think I'll begin with Mr. Glen Murphy. Mr. Murphy was the Chair of the Young Republican National Federation but now he is under investigation for criminal deviate conduct. You see Mr. Murphy likes to perform oral sex on male friends while they're asleep without their consent. How about Florida State Rep. Bob Allen who was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover male police officer. But Mr. Allen had a reasonable explanation for his actions he didn't want to become a statistic. So under Mr. Allen's rational the only way to escape a potential threatening situation is to perform oral sex on the potential attacker. How about heterosexual indiscretions well the Repugs have those too. Senator David Vitter seems to like to knock the boots with hookers. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich was having an affair while seeking to impeach President Bill Clinton for the MonicaGate fiasco. Mayor Rudy Giuliani left his wife for his mistress. I could keep going but I think quit now. There is a Cuban or Costa Rican saying I don't remember where it came from that happens when you're a mutt you confuse sayings from each nationality anyway it says don't spit up because it will land on you. But the Repugs just kept spitting up and now the spit is coming down on these hypocrites. Karma is a bitch.



Till Next Time


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