I Want To Be Like My Favorite Celebrity

I'll wear a device on my ankle
I'll wear it like a badge of honor
Excuse me
I need another hit
Stash my coke in my back pocket
Take a joyride in a stolen car
Chase the mother of my assistant
Blame it all on the black kid
And only get one day in the pen

I Want To Be Like My Favorite Celebrity
Na Na Na Na Na Na
I'm a celebrity
The rules don't apply to me

I'll make millions off the pop craze
Marry a dancing cracker
Pop out two kids
Drop them on their heads
Gain a little a weight
Shave my head
Show my pussy
Can't get enough of this fame

I Want To Be Like My Favorite Celebrity
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Everyone look at me
I'm a celebrity
I'm going a little crazy

I'll rule the box office with my witty charm
I'll fall in with the bad crowd
At the age of thirty eight
Shoot heroin into my veins
Slit my wrists for good times sake
Who needs pretty blondes
When self-pity is the ruler of my domain

I Want To Be Like My Favorite Celebrity
Na Na Na Na Na Na
This will be the best section in my biography
Baby I'm a celebrity