And The Next American Idol Winner Is......Barack Obama

Barack Obama is the perfect candidate for the typical American Idol viewer. These viewers vote on appearance and voice. They ignore the fact that to become a true musical force one has to understand the dynamics of musical theory and music composition. If you solely base your opinion on appearance and voice you end up with the likes of Clay Aikens. This is what the Democratic Party has right now with Barack Obama. He makes these great speeches and looks good in a three thousand dollar suit, but his platform has no substance. All I hear from him is we believe in change and yes we can. What the fuck is this a church revival? Heck I believe in change, but how are you going to make change happen. Are the Republicans all of a sudden going to vote against their best interest because he believes in change? Is he going to appoint a conservative judge to the Supreme Court solely to unite the country? Is he going vote present when Iran takes over the southeastern section of Iraq?

Another thing that drives me crazy about the Gobama groovy train is the mass media's love affair with this guy. The worst culprit is Msnbc. Msnbc has a fucking hard on for Barack Obama. Joe(quit squinting)Scarborough, Chris (Tweety Bird) Matthews, Mika (I only got this job because my dad is Zbigniew) Brzezinski, and countless others are constantly swooning over Mr. Obama. Over on CNN Anderson Cooper has a huge man crush on Barack Obama. I'm absolutely disgusted with the media's handling of the Democratic primaries. Go cover the Republican campaign you worthless piece of shit.

I don't like Hilary Clinton but I might vote for her. The girl can get done and dirty. Republicans won't swiftboat her. And if they try she will tear them a new one.Yes, she is conniving and heartless but she's a politician. All politicians do whatever is needed to win an election. And if you believe a politician really wants to change the world I have a bridge I'd like to sell you. Chant and write little slogans all day Obama sheep oops voters because that's all you'll remember from the Barack Obama presidency. And one last thing when you vote for the next American Idol please vote for someone that can actually play an instrument or knows what a fucking chord progression is.