Rant O’Rama

We spend our disposable income on these spoiled athletes. It's unbelievable how much money these creeps make. You have the Pacman Jones of the world. Committing crimes. Fathering children out of wedlock. Living the high life. And when they get busted they cry give me another chance. What fucking bullshit is that? If they were in any other occupation they would be out of work and living under a bridge. Instead they're given opportunity after opportunity. I can't believe people live vicariously through these professional jocks. It's beyond disgusting.

Next is the all-powerful youth vote. Election year after election year we hear about the all-important youth vote. I'm still waiting for them to make any real contribution to politics. There was Mtv's Rock the Vote. There was P. Diddy's Vote or Die. These campaigns had one thing in common. They failed miserably. The youth didn't show up. But this year is going to be different. This is our time is what they say. Yeah, I'm going to put the future of the U.S. in the hands of a bunch of self-important whiny kids. I'm sorry but I don't respect a generation that worships at the feet of Britney Spears. In November stay home and watch the fucking Hills.

On to the crap that is college. If you're going to start college don't do it. It's a sham and a complete waste of time. I did the whole college thing and I don't remember anything. What they taught was complete bullshit. If you want to learn I suggest you get a library card and an Internet connection. Then search the different university websites and their course syllabi. You can major in any field you want without spending the thirty grand a year. There are two good things about college. The chicks and you get a piece of paper that gets your foot in the door of corporate whorehouses.

Lately the dykes on teevee have been annoying me. You have the workout chick and Tila Chiquita. The workout chick is the funniest. She thinks she's the hot shit. Newsflash homegirl you're not that hot. I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole. Something caught my eye while watching last episode. There was one woman that looked like the stereotypical dyke. She was overweight, had a mullet, and didn't wear a bra. She was scary. Man, those were some ugly women on the cruise. As for the Tila show it's a complete joke. Why even bother making the damn show. You know she's going to end up with the guy. Tila is another case of I'm so hot that both men and women want me. I just don't see her hotness. She's just another run of the mill pinup. Oh well enough ranting for one day.

Later


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